An accurate representation of my social skills

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Timestamp: 1397857396

An accurate representation of my social skills

(via thatfunnyblog)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via txtmessage)

Timestamp: 1397857381

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via txtmessage)

hatelyn:

chronicrealism:

me as a parent

SO HAPPY WHEN SHAYTARDS ARE ON MY DASH

(Source: solightemup, via txtmessage)

Timestamp: 1397857339

hatelyn:

chronicrealism:

me as a parent

SO HAPPY WHEN SHAYTARDS ARE ON MY DASH

(Source: solightemup, via txtmessage)

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via the-laughter-lines)

Timestamp: 1397857286

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

(Source: rialxoan, via the-laughter-lines)

(Source: ribly, via blah-blahs)

(Source: c1tylight5, via marcusbutler)

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Andre De Dienes, 1949

(Source: missmonroes, via static-character)

Timestamp: 1397857164

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Andre De Dienes, 1949

(Source: missmonroes, via static-character)

Anonymous:
At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

maplehoofs:

millika:

How to know which boy you like:

1. Get very drunk

2. You will cry about the boy you like

Apparently the boy I like is pasta. This comes as no surprise.

(via static-character)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via static-character)